I've resorted to some pretty stupid shit in my life, but wow, I never thought i'd go this far.  It's amusing to me that one could be addicted to finding sick and twisted avatars amusing, so much that one would do a google search for said topic and hoard as many as she possibly could. lmao.  I'M AN AVATAR WHORE!!!!! damnit man... My poor husband wanted to play his online game so bad yesterday..BWAHAHAHAHAH, but I didn't give up the computer. lmao. Poor guy.  I'M ADDICTED.  Examples of what i'm talking about will follow shortly. I've been so busy collecting these stupid things and haven't had time to put them on a host so I can use them here.!!

If anyone actually happens to read this thing and has any Stewie Blurbs, Foamy blurbs, or well, just anything humorous...LEMME AT EM!!! lol. 

For those of us who grew up in a not so very Brady family (I think that pretty much covers 99% of the worlds population) Here are a few things to chuckle out loud to.

My Mother taught me about Envy...
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

My Mother taught me about Behavior Modification..
"Stop Acting like your father!"

My Mother taught me about the Circle of Life...
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out."

My Mother taught me about Stamina...
"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."

My Mother taught me about the science of Osmosis...
"Shut up and eat your Supper!"

My Mother taught me about Contartionism...
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My Mother taught me Irony...
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."

My Mother taught me to appreciate a job well done.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside... I just finished cleaning."

My Mother taught me about Time Travel...
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My Mother taught me about Foresight...
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My Mother taught me about Logic...
"Because I said so, that's why"